Patanjali Condoms – Baba Ramdev Launched “Made In India” Flavored Condoms.

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Patanjali, which is the brainchild of our dearest Baba Ramdev, has yet again made the country and its users awestruck by coming out with it’s new product ‘Patanjali condoms’

Baba Ramdev says that the main aim of doing so is to show India how much he has concern regarding its overpopulation issue.

He says that his condoms will help people have “the right kind of children” who will help bring glory to the nation.

All of the Patanjali products are said to be 100% organic and have made the consumers very happy.

यह भी पढ़ें: कंडोम हिन्दुओं के लिए बैन, मुसलमानो को आधार कार्ड दिखाने पर बेचा जायेगा.


The quality of the products are excellent which is why it is topping the charts of best selling products in the nation.

Baba Ramdev has also pointed out how much the country and its youth is being affected by Westernization and the brutal profit oriented attitude of the producers from companies coming from the West.

He wants the Patanjali condoms to beat the other condom companies in order to prove to the world that India is on its verge of getting out of the “third world” category and that India is self-sufficient.

The Patanjali condoms are durable, reliable made with organic materials. It is elastic enough to fit anybody so hence it comes in only one size that is the free size.

The Patanjali condoms come in several interesting flavors like cardamom, clove, betel leaf, mint chutney, banana leaf, fresh cow’s milk and so on.

It has become very popular among the youngsters, especially among age groups thirteen to sixteen and seventy five to eighty five.

Also Read: वर्ल्ड एड्स डे पर मोदी शुरू करेंगे सेल्फी विद कंडोम (Selfie With Condom). It is expected that Baba Ramdev and PM Modi themselves will be posting their selfies with Patanjali Condoms only. Soon, you will get to see full page advertisements in all the leading newspapers of India regarding this (similar to the one, you saw for Reliance Jio). In these ads, PM Modi will be seen endorsing not only the “Selfie With Condom” campaign but will be pressing hard on using only “Made In India” Patanjali Condoms.

The sales is shooting through the roofs as customers are seen standing in line trying to get their hands on this product. The one commendable fact about this is that this products is available everywhere, it is not limited to the cities.

On interviewing several people, we have gotten only positive feedback.

One of the users even said, “I don’t even feel like I’m wearing a condom. My wife is very happy.”

The bottom line is, Patanjali products, may it be the atta, the toothpaste or the condom, make people very happy.

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