[CelebTrains] What If Celebrities Had Their Personal Trains.

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Can you guess, what will be special in the trains if they are named after celebrity names or if celebrities owned a personal train. Well, there is no such plan in the Rail Budget as such to do so. But our trains will be quite an interesting thing if they are named after celeb names. Let’s take a look;

Funny List and Features of CelebTrains

In Sanjay Dutt Express, passengers will be able to get out of the train whenever they want.

राहुल गांधी की ट्रेन पटरी पर चलते-चलते अचानक गायब हो जाएगी जिसकी जिम्मेवारी राजीव शुक्ला लेंगे.

राहुल गांधी की ट्रेन में अगर AC खराब हुआ तो माफ़ी संजय झा मांगेंगे, जिम्मेदारी राजीव शुक्ला लेंगे और पैसे जीजाजी चुकाएंगे।

Mayawati’s train wil lonly have RESERVATION Coaches. No General Bogie will be attached to it.

आलोक नाथ एक्सप्रेस। संस्कारी ट्रेन,ये किसी लड़की के पास से गुजरते हुए सीटी नहीं मारेगी।

आज़म खान कि ट्रेन में पैसेंजर का सामान भी यात्रा के बाद वक्फ़ बोर्ड की संपत्ति हो जाएगी।

Amit Shah’s train will cover the entire India except Delhi.

Anna Hazare’s train won’t have Pantry.

Arnab Shoutabdi Express will always interrupt all the other trains which are not on its track.

Sonam Kapoor Express – nothing to press.

Fast..fast..more fast. – Sunny leone express.

सलमान खान एक्सप्रेस। ये फुटपाथ पर चलेगी।

आमिर खान की ट्रेन साल मे सिर्फ एक बार चलेगी लेकिन आने जाने का समय सही रहेगा, अमीरों को गरीब की तरह रोने पर रिजर्वेशन मिलेगा

KRK’s train : Chutiyapa express.

Katrina Kaif: Can’t Express.

Rahul Gandhi’s Train: Bournvita Express.

Dia Mirza’s train will cover all religions like Bengal, Gujarat, Rajasthan, Assam etc in its route.

Steve Jobs Express will have no Windows.

Modi Jumla Express – Super high speed Train from Gujarat to Mars.

Dia Mirza train will have a coach each for Hindus, Muslims, Christians, Sikhs & name is Indian Express.

Everyone will get 1 plate of free Samosas in Nitin Gadkari’s train.

Rajanikanth Express won’t go anywhere…all stations will come to it.

Salman khan express” to remove the top of the train at least once before it reaches the destination.

Virat kohli’s train’s horn: BC MC BC.

SRK express ~self proclaimed No.1 Train.

All India Bakchod Express. (see the pic)


Alok Nath’s Agarbatti Express.


Tanmay Bhat trying to enter train.


Abhishek Bachchan’s train won’t come on track despite several attempts.

Failure of Kiran Bedi’s train will be announced 16 days prior to departure.

Sonakshi Sinha Express will need a special wide railway track to fit in.

Arun Lal Express will have this message to pull the chain “Kalaiyon ka behtereen upyog karke chain kheenche”.

जनता परिवार की ट्रेन में सेक्युलर सवारियों को खास रियायत दी जाएगी.

Karan johar’s train will make sound like ‘jhuk jhuk jhuk jhuk.

Kejriwal’s train will have no seats. Everybody will sit on the floor. Plus instead of the whistle, train will cough.

In honor of shri KRK, Garibrath express to be renamed to 2rsRath express.

Sachin: Temple on Wheels.

जैकलीन फर्नांडिस ‘माल’गाड़ी.

दिग्गी चचा की ट्रैन : शिलाजीत एक्सप्रेस (Digvijay Singh).

Bobby deol express Ye train sirf बरसात me hi chaelgi.

BJP Express – ये ट्रेन कही नही जाएगी, कुछ नहीं करेगी, बस स्टेशन पर खड़े-खड़े बड़ी-बड़ी घोषणाए करेगी.

Nana Patekar’s train runs with 56 wagon.

In Kajol’s train, you’ll have to run and get up in the train.


World’s only silent train: Manmohan Express.

Only those who have 4 children could aboard on Sakshi Maharaj Express.

Nitish and Lalu Express (see the pic below).


Bappi Lahiri’s Golden Express.


Source: Twitter-Compiled from user’s tweets.


One thought on “[CelebTrains] What If Celebrities Had Their Personal Trains.

  1. Burning Train ke top pe chaiyan chaiyan hogi to kejriwal kehenge “pehle AAP”Lalu ke her ek baby ke liye ek dabba hoga,aage mummy to pechche abba hoga

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