India is a Country of Bans (NDTV Ban) & Modi Govt. is the Biggest Ban-Chod (One, imposing Bans).

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No, we are not turning into Virat Kohli by using cuss words MC, BC. We just want to highlight how “ban” is the most sought after commodity in India. Its not only about banning something but also about not banning something which should be banned in reality. So, since we can not ban a rape, we ban the documentary video showing a rape convict talking shamelessly.

We can not provide enough security for a women but we do that for another female named “cow” by imposing a strict ban as well as a inducing a fear of getting arrested if some one doesn’t follow a ban. You can rape and still it will take ages before you can be proven wrong and get arrested but you eat beef and you will get immediately arrested. Thanks to our stupid Govts.

So, why we have to say that India is indeed a country of Ban-Chods.


Modi Govt is getting insecure day by day. That is the reason,  now they have started killing the strongest pillar of democracy i.e. media and social media. By imposing a ban on NDTV, Modi has proved that all he cares about is the news channels either owned or being run by BJP/associates or the channels like Zee News, Times Now, India TV etc. who are good at licking ass of Modi and BJP and never dare to show the truth. Instead these channels have now become the entertainment channels and they keep showing everything except the real news.


BBC Documentary India’s Daughter – Nirbhaya Case.

Just before the woman’s day, BBC documentary titled India’s Daughter made on the story of the most infamous December 16th Delhi Gang Rape has been banned by Govt. of India. What could be a better way to celebrate International Women’s Day. You are allowed to rape a woman verbally and physically in India and continue to roam around freely without the fear of law but moment you interview a rape convict and wants to show it to the world, you fear get arrested anytime soon.


Kudos to NDTV team who blacked out their channels as a protest to the ban on telecasting India’s Daughter documentary. They didn’t fear about losing out on TRP and advertisements revenue.

Even Nirbhaya’s parents didn’t have an objection to India’s daughter video and its telecast, but our coward Modi Govt. who had all the objections of the world. And Why not? When they have failed miserably in providing even a minimum security to the women of Delhi and India, how can they afford the whole world to know about it.

By the watch, you can still watch the banned BBC documentary video here.


And, below is what Bollywood stars have to say via tweets about banning of India’s Daughter documentary;

No Ban on Leaders’ and Religious Leaders’ Insulting-to-Women Remarks.

When, their own leaders hold special qualifications to insult women every now and then, how could they let BBC telecast India’s Daughter and the whole world knows about. Their impotent characterless leaders and even so called Saadhvi’s and spiritual gurus (who are no less than real Bast****) who keeps preaching openly on how many child they should give birth to. And, Hindus should dig out dead Muslim women out of the grave and should rape them.


In India only, that you will find buggrz like Mohan Bhagwat, Pravin Togadia running organizations like RSS and VHP whose job is only to spread hate speech and keep the communal disharmony between Hindus-Muslims alive. Worst, BJP and Modi’s are there with their full support.

AIB Roast Insults Women Openly.

Its in India only, that we have celebrities much like the team AIB, Arjun Kapoor, Alia Bhatt, Deepika Padukone, Ranveer Singh who forget about all the insulting remarks to a women just in the name of a dirty laugh. The cuss words are openly spoken in shows like AIB Roast and people, mostly celebrities have a hearty laugh to it.


Such things are banned only after people have seen them and enjoyed and shared it enough. Such shows get full support of people in the name of freedom of expression, whereas such shows are the limit to the freedom of expression. That’s the reason, we have people like Mukesh Singh (Nirbhaya case convict) who openly talks and support raping a women even after so much time has passed.

Beef Ban – Eat Others But Please Spare a Cow.

Its in India only, that people are feared to get arrested for eating something (Beef) but they are least feared for raping some one (like Mukesh Singh). Probably, cow is the only female that seems to get all the protections in India. Govt. and people advocating ban on beef seems totally indifferent to other species like chicken, fish, pork etc.


Gurmeet Ram Rahim and MSG Not Banned?

Its in India only, that fake religious gurus like Gurmeet Ram Rahim are allowed to make stupid movies and given full support and clearances by Govt. (Modi Govt.) in exchange of their followers support for the elections. Even media like Hindustan Times, India TV and many others, to gain on extra TRP, ad revenue and to show their love and chamchagiri for the Govt., goes out of the way to interview Gurmeet Ram Rahim and talk in length about his stupid creation MSG and show it to the whole world.


Ban on Smoking in Public – Fukc You, Says Smokers.

In India only that you will find people smoking openly in public despite the ban. Ban on Smoking in public is one of the very few bans that are good for people but then, it is the reason it is least followed. Neither the people nor the law makers do any thing about imposing it strictly. On the other hand, you will find many Indian who take pride in smoking openly in Public and pollute the air and risk others health besides their own.


Media (India TV) Showing Crap – Not Banned.

Indian media knows it better how to exploit the Freedome of Expression. India TV and its owner Rajat Sharma is one such big example. India TV has only two things to show or telecast. Either they are telecasting some of the best craps of the world that spreads lies, rumor and superstitions. If not that, then they are telecast the Aap Ki Adalat with Narendra Modi episode.



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