Obama To Undertake Char Dham Yatra Post Retirement


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The outgoing US President Obama in his farewell speech announced his formal retirement from the presidentship and laid down a detailed plan to go on a Char Dham Yatra in India. “Save our democracy”, said the outgoing President Obama, while he sets on to attain salvation by undertaking Char Dham Yatra in near future. It is believed by Obama that doing a Char Dham Yatra is his last resort to make America Great Again, which was originally mooted by Donald Trump. It is the only way to get rid of his past sins of ruling over dumb Americans for eight years. They are the same Americans who had elected Donald Trump as their next President. Speaking about Donald Trump, the only good thing Americans have done is by electing him just to bring the most beautiful First-Lady to the White House, his wife Melania Trump.

Obama’s holy trip to India will begin from Badrinath. He is expected to cover Dwarka, Pune, and Rameshwaram in undefined time. Obama will be accompanied by his wife to Char Dham Yatra.

 

The Obamas have booked their tickets much in advance via xyz.com just to get cheap discounts on hotel bookings. To cut down on travel expenses, they will be traveling to India on a ship. Obama is pleased to be not accompanied by secret services as was the protocol that he had to follow back in America.

 

Modi government has staged up to give him a grand welcome. Meanwhile, our neighbor Pakistan has alleged India to have not given them any religious or holy monuments during partition. Pakistan has blamed India for not allowing them to attract any foreign tourists. They have blamed us for their slow economic, mental, growth. Pakistan has also submitted a dossier to the United Nations putting a strong emphasis on partiality and negligence on India’s part during the partition.

 

His whole farewell speech was only on how he would get to India and the routes he would take for successful completion of his Char Dham Yatra. The outgoing president has also indicated his intentions to give up everything in life and go on deep samadhi in Himalayan cave.

 

Donald Trump will look to chance on this opportunity and expects to seal the boundaries of entire America by the time Obama returns from his Char Yatra. By doing so, he will restrict Obama’s entry to America forever. He has been already mocked on several platforms and MindTheNews shall refrain from mocking at him more.

 

Obama might be considered for next year’s Nobel prize for spirituality if at all it exists. Some sources say that he has a deeper motive behind his Char Dham Yatra. He expects to attain special spiritual powers by which he could control Trump and mend his bizarre policies in a way which would benefit America and the globe.

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