Here are the Best Replies to the 11 Most Taunting Questions Asked to Indians

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Many times foreigners like to roast Indians by asking some real insulting or taunting questions. However, next time if some tries to insult you (as an Indian) by asking any of these offensive  questions, try giving a reply given below and look at the expressions on their face.

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Q. What does that red dot on women’s forehead mean?

A. Well, in ancient times, Indian men used to practice archery by aiming for the red dot on their wife’s forehead. In fact, this is one of the reasons why they had many wives.

Q. You’re from India, aren’t you? I have read so much about the country. All the wonderful places, the forests, the snake charmers, the elephants. Do you still use elephants for transportation?

A. Absolutely. In fact we used to have our own elephant. But later to save air, we started elephant-pooling with our neighbors, You see elephants have an “emissions” problem…..

Q. Are all Indians vegetarian?

A. Yes. Even the tigers are vegetarian in India.

Q. How come you speak English so well?

A. You see when the British ruled India, they employed Indians as servants. Since it took too long for the Indians to learn English, the British isolated an “English-language” gene and implanted it into their servants’ babies and since
then all babies born in India speak perfect English.

Q. Are you a Hindi?

A. Yes. I am spoken everyday in Northern India.

Q. Do you speak Hindu?

A. Yes, I also speak Jewish, Islam and Christianity.

Q. Is it true that everyone there is very corrupt?

A. Yes, in fact, I had to bribe my parents so that they would let me go to school.

Q. India is very hot, isn’t it?

A. It is so hot there that all the water boils spontaneously. That is why tea is such a popular drink in India.

Q. Indians cannot eat beef, huh?

A. Cows provide milk which is a very essential part of Indian diet. Therefore, eating cows is forbidden. However in order to decrease the population of the country, the government is trying to encourage everyone to eat human meat.

Q. Why do you sometimes wear Indian clothes to work?

A. I prefer that to coming to work naked.

Q. How do you celebrate Thanksgiving day in India?

A. By roasting an American.

So, next time, let it be a Tit for Taunt! 🙂

Source.Quora.com

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