‘Sanskari’ Alok Nath Roped In To Solve Samajwadi Party Dispute, Salman Khan Wants To Help Too

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New Delhi: Soon after, SP supremo Mulayam Singh Yadav took his party dispute to the office of Election Commission, EC decided to seek help from our beloved ‘Sankari’ babuji Alok Nath regarding the issue. Surprisingly, the Bhai of Bollywood Salman Khan has peeked in to offer some assistance. The inclusion of Alok Nath seems acceptable and justifiable. But the interference of Salman Khan in a serious issue like this is much like his movies, unbearable and senseless.

Alok Nath has several years of practical experience in value-based Indian traditions. His specialization is in Family Values & Traditions. His research work titled “Assets of Sanskar” has won him recognition nationally as well as internationally. He also holds a Guinness World Record on performing most number of Kanya Dhan.


Alok Nath has taken Indian cinema to a level unmatched. He had made us believe that even in “Pardes”, essentially where families are alienated and relationships are a mere one night stand, he could conduct “Ek Vivaah… Aisa Bhi” and teach global citizens the values of “Hum Saath Saath Hain”.


Salman Khan has expressed his desire to solve difference between the brothers- the “bhais”, Shivpal Yadav and Rampal Yadav. Sooraj Barjatya has backed the actor desire to solve this dispute. In his movie Hum Saath-Saath Hain, Salman Khan played a character of a brother. Hence, the actor has every skill required to solve any kind of disputes between the two brothers. The close associates of the actor have confirmed that he wants to spread goodwill in the society. This would enable him to escape the next drink and drive case with an ease.


Election Commission of India has unanimously decided to approach Alok Nath babuji in order to bring situations in UP under control. The contributions of Alok Nath to Indian society has been impeccable. He is expected to bring in innovative ideas and new techniques in order to bring the father-son duo to a common ground. But now that the Cycle has deflated tyres, there is no ground where it could be ridden. Amar Singh has alleged Akhilesh Yadav’s pointy nose for the cause of deflated tyres.


On been quizzed on Alok Nath, the father-son duo could hardly recollect his achievements since they hardly watch any movies. The simple reason being that their abnormal lengthy nose obstructs their vision.


But as everything comes with a limited warranty, so does Alok Nath. He couldn’t stop Salman Khan from hosting back to back seasons of Bigg Boss. The serial has thrashed all the values and traditions that Alok Nath had accumulated in Indian society over the years. Owing to this, Alok Nath is yet to give his final approval to accept the offer from EC.


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