Shiv Sena in Collaboration with RSS to Start a Special Free Bus Service to Pakistan

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Both Shiv Sena and RSS are nothing less than a terrorist organisations in India. Leaders from both the groups have a very bad track record of talking shit from time to time. On top of that, the most loved phrase for both the parties for anyone whom they feel is not patriotic enough is to say,”Go to Pakistan”. Its a different issue that both parties is full of fools and goons who have nothing better to do in their life. So, if they feel you are not enough patriotic or doesn’t chant something that they ask for then they will be ready to send you to the Pakistan.

This is the Bus that will be used to carry passengers to Pakistan for free.

Since, every second day they are threatening someone or the other to send him/her to Pakistan, the news is that Shiv Sena in collaboration with RSS is to start a special free bus service to Pakistan. They feel it solve their problem as henceforth, they don’t just need to ask some one to go to Pakistan but they will also arrange a free trip for the person going to Pakistan. They will also arrange for the required Visas etc, RSS chief Mohan Bhagwat told Zee News and India TV.

He also told that it will be one way free bus service to Pakistan and for anyone willing to make return journey back to India then a very heavy amount will be charged. So, for the person willing to come back to India, they will need to take a special visa as well as a special permission from RSS and Shiv Sena.

The fare collected from return journey will be shared equally between Shiv Sena goons and RSS jokers.

The date and time for this bus service is yet to be finalized and announced soon after consultation with Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

It is also expected that Prime Minister Shri Natrendra Modi will flag off this bus service and foreign minister Mrs. Sushma Swaraj who is sitting idle ever since she became Foreign minister will act as the single attendant in this bus in every trip. It is only to motivate her as she felt that she didn’t get enough chance to go abroad even after being a foreign minister whereas Modi even after being a PM has nothing better to do but to visit every single country that comes to his mind.


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